Now we all now that the vast trips either by land, water, or earth leave their mark on the mere mortal. Let’s get to the point. What trail carnage or battle scars do you have? We here at VentureTree want to know your injuries. Did it occur during a daring waterfall drop in your kayak, had a tree bear hug you in that corner on that mountain bike trail, or etc? We want to the horrifying details and if able maybe a picture of the carnage. (Let’s be sure to keep it clean with the pics, please). Now, we all know that most times it is human error in why these accidents occur but if some gear was to have been the main cause give us a little detail about it.
I had a wipeout while attending Middle Tennessee State University, Murfreesboro, TN. I was dodging students and running late for class when I took a jump off three stairs to neatly land in a gravel parking lot. I negotiated the parking weaving through cars when I went to crank on my left pedal and then. Bam! The pedal arm snaps off causing me to impale my right rib cage on the handle bar bolt, catapulting my body to the left landing with all my weight on my left shoulder, and finally landing softly into the gravel.
Now, I know this sounds gruesome and man did it hurt!! But, being that great student I was, I picked up the bike hooked it to the nearest bike stand, and continued on my way to class. After class, I examined the carnage to find out that my left forearm has road rash from wrist to elbow, my ribs had not actually been impaled but had three bruised ribs that hurt when you breathe and laughed, a torn left rotator cuff, some other road rash scattered about my body, a shot to my pride, and expensive repair bill to follow. That darn bike pedal stem just snapped off leaving me with one good story to add to the never-ending list.
Below is a list describing some of my past and current injuries. Send us your photos of trail carnage to: venturetree@gmail.com
-Bentley VentureTree Team
Head:
Forehead- bumper to short and taller things
Forehead- closed head injury (car accident)
Migraine- (car accident related)
Rt. Eyebrow- scar from being kissed with the butt of an ax (long story)
Ear- constant ear infections
Nose- broken while playing a modified game of soccer (work related)
Teeth- cracked (football related)
Chin- scar (mountain bike related) front brakes and hill is bad combo
Neck:
Back of neck: scar (camping related) friend flipped hot coal in sleeping bag
when sleeping to close to campfire. Gee, Thanks man!!
Back:
Back- mild scoliosis (birth related)
Shoulder- torn left rotator cuff (mountain bike related) at MTSU
Rib cage- scar (mountain bike related) at MTSU happened same incident
Left Arm:
Forearm- green line fracture (acting a fool related)
Palm- knife puncture (not thinking related)
Pinky finger- broken/sprain multiple times (football related)
Right Arm:
Thumb- sprain (flag football related)
Left leg:
Bicep Femoris-puncture from tree stump (swimming related)
Knee- hyper-extended (football related)
Ankle- hereditary weak joint
Pinky toe- multiple fractures/sprains (coffee table/ bookcase related)
Right leg:
Knee- tore four ligaments (football related)
Shin- scar/puncture (work related)
Big toe- sprain (trip over object related)
Pinky toe- multiple fractures/sprains (coffee table/ bookcase related)
Here is a picture of my broken nose. Ouch! - Bentley




